Nashville, TN: Ah, New Zealand. One of my favorite international places. Not only is it aesthetically pleasing to the eye, but also, it invented bungee jumping, was the first western democracy to give women the vote and whose people are known as "kiwis" (just cute!).
And now I have another reason to love this fair land.
Ladies (and some gentleman), I bring you... the Man Vending Machine.
Ah, yes... all the frustration of finding a perfect mate can now be put aside and achieved as simply as choosing a can of Coke.
Step One:
Choose Your perfect partner: Mr. Classic, Mr. Romantic, Mr. Foreign, Mr. Rich, Mr. Action or Mr. Perfect. Deposit your money into the machine (how much? does it really matter at this point?!) and...
Step 2:
Wah lah! Mr. whoever-does-it-for-you magically appears in a cloud of smoke, holding a dozen roses just for you!
Step 3:
Mr. so-and-so is all yours! But at this point, the ball's in your court. They might supply the men, but you're on your own after that!
To see the process, start-to-finish (note: finish being getting the guy, not what they did with them after that), you can check out the video
here.
After seeing all of the options, however, I'd probably end up with Mr. Perfect. Somehow I have a feeling he's more of a reality than those other guys.
