Philadelphia, PA: As I wait for my boss to arrive for her special TV Special tonight, I decided to share a few funny ads that caught my best friend's attention as she scanned her local craigslist. I guess it goes to show you can ask for whatever you need; it's really all in the wording.
Special House Cleaner Needed
Date: 2009-07-20, 5:27PM
3 bedroom house, 1 1/2 bath home needs someone to clean once a week. This home does have full male nudity in the home and we prefer to have a male house cleaner who cleans nude or at minimum shirtless. If interested send e-mail to set-up a time to meet.
Landscape/Construction Clean up
Date: 2009-07-21, 8:17PM
Landscape and construction clean up help needed ASAP. The work sucks and so does the pay. However, you will get paid at the end of the week. Thanks for your interest.
You haul couch- I give venison?
Date: 2009-07-26, 12:36PM
Old couch needs to go today. It's kind of long, but very light. Will even get it to the parking lot. We just don't have a truck. I have some venison to trade or 20 bucks. THANKS
Dread Washing
Date: 2009-07-28, 3:41PM
Tired of washing your own hair? Let me do it for you. I've had my dreads for 8 years and naturally have lots of experience washing them. Any other questions, give me a call.
- $30.00 a wash
- I'll use my shampoo or yours.
- Washing done at my house or yours.
Wanted: Nigerian Dwarf buck
Date: 2009-07-29, 6:59PM
We are looking for a young Nigerian Dwarf buck to breed to our does this fall. If you have one for sale, please let me know. We are only interested in a full blooded Nigerian Dwarf buck. Thanks!