The Payback

Nashville, TN: Remember, back in the day, when the boy went with me to a little concert? Well, last night was the payback. Looking for something special to get him for his 30th birthday, I went on an online hunt a couple of months ago. I knew about his favorite band from back in the day and was hoping there would be some sort of rare collectors CD that I could order from their site. When I got there, I realized they were offering me something even better than a vintage T:

Primus to Play The Ryman, Aug. 6

With a quick call to a hooked-up (and generous) friend, I grabbed a pair of floor tickets and put them in the guitar-pick-holding-leather-wallet that celebrated his 3.0 milestone. He was blown away by the fact that they were even touring now, let alone that he had tickets in hand, thanks to his awesome (and really lucky) girlfriend.

Last night was the highly-anticipated event and I now understand how he must have felt by being my plus one at NKOTB. I didn’t know the lyrics (except for the title line to “My Name Is Mud” because, well, it’s called “My Name Is Mud”), the crowd came from a completely different musical upbringing then me and I got a contact high from our neighboring hippy one-night-friends. It was all very similar to joining me at my show… well, except for the contact high, that is.

But truly the best part was seeing him excited. I loved watching him grin like a little kid in between shouting verses back at the stage. And I did my best to blend in by jumping up & down and throwing devil horns in the air. Plus, it’s a live show, which I love, and the randomness was truly entertaining. (You know, oversized spacemen with TV monitors for faces, Les Claypool playing his legendary bass with a monkey face mask on, etc.)

There’s also something special about being encouraged to yell “PRIMUS SUCKS!” at the band as they perform. It was as if I was personally invited to shout this reverse-psychological, loving endorsement at the top of my lungs.

When it was all said & done, I found a new appreciation for Primus and their metal/funk/random/loud blend of music. I'm pretty sure THIS is what James Brown was talking about.

3 band members, 2 robots and 1 monkey face mask (MFM not shown)

dooooooooooooooodddddddddd.....

look how excited I am!


PRIMUS SUCKS!

new fan

(babe... you can have your shirt back now....)